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TIM THE DAIRY FARMER

Tim has been performing comedy for over 15 years and he's been farming his whole life. If you can grow it, pick it, pluck or pull it, theres a joke in there somewhere! Tim is the funniest farmer you'll ever see.


"My mother in law asked me why I can't be more like Tim." 

​     - Jerry, IL


"Lose weight"

     - Woman on Delta flight seated next to Tim


"I laughed so hard milk came out of my nose, and I wasn't even drinking milk!"

     - Andy, Purina Mills

Agricultural Comedian, speaker and farmer

Contact Tim:

Click the image to read Tim's humor essays on the Progressive Dairyman Magazine website.

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Friends I've Worked For:

Farm Women's Symposium - Michigan
Ohio Farm Bureau - Young Ag Professionals
JR Simplot Fertilizer Plant
Tulare County Farm Bureau, CA
Penn State University
Beef Farmers of Ontario
Hoof Trimmers Assoc.
New York Corn & Soybean Assoc
Select Sires
​John Deere
Vita-Plus
Farm Bureau - Nation Wide
Michigan Milk Producers
Hefty Seed Company
Iowa State Fair - Budweiser
​N.C. Ag Teachers Assc.
​Pioneer Corn
Stockton Cheese
Cattlemen's Assoc. Nationwide
National Milk
FFA
FFA Banquet Donaldson, IA
Celebration of Agriculture Banquet/Ontario
Mississippi State University
North Carolina State University
Mason-Lake Conservation Group, MI


Comedy Clubs / Theaters
Yuk Yuks (Toronto)
​Dr. Grins (MI)
Punchline (GA)
McCurdy's (FL)
Visani (FL)
Comedy Catch (TN)
Loony Bin (OK)
Funny Bones (IA)
State Street Comedy (WI)
Improv (Nation Wide)